Embarrasing!!!

Two recent Tuckerisms to share...

We all slept in late one morning, and were playing around in bed. Richard and Tucker think it's great fun to pile on top of me and play "tickle." This particular morning, my mom called in the midst of this happening. Tucker picked up the phone:

T: Momo, help! Mama is stuck!
M: Where is Mama?
T: Mama and Dada are laying in the bed. Dada's on top of her and she's on the bottom.

About that time, I grab the phone from Tucker and my mom and I (and Richard) are laughing hysterically. Mom commented that she wasn't going to ask any questions about just what was going on at our house that morning, ha!



Today I met our insurance agent at Starbucks to sign some paperwork. As we were finishing up, Tucker said he was thirsty.

M: Okay, let's get you something to drink.
T: But I don't like coffee!
M: We can get you some milk, and I will get coffee.
T: But, Mama, you don't drink coffee...you drink wine. You drink wine every single day!

Imagine my embarrassment, as I had just answered a life insurance questionnaire with my insurance agent. One of the questions was about alcohol consumption, and I told him that I had 1-2 drinks per week, and here is my son saying that I drink wine EVERY night. What do 2 year olds know anyway??? Our agent just laughed and laughed along with me. ;)