Tuckerisms

While Macy and Tucker were in the bathtub together:

T: Why don't babies have a wienie?
M: Boy babies have one, but girl babies don't.
T: I thought Macy was going to grow a wienie?
M: Noooo, she's a girl.
T: (giggle, giggle) I just kidding with you, Mama! That would be funny if she grew a wienie!



A few days ago, it seemed I was having some issues with driving. I threw on the brakes when I *thought* I drove through a stop sign, then later in the day, we were almost hit by a driver who didn't see us backing out of a parking spot. After the second incident Tucker said, "Mama, you are not driving very well today." As I shared this story with Richard he told Tucker, "Don't worry, son. I'll be the one who teaches you how to drive." Tucker replied, "Okay, and once I learn how to drive I will teach Mama how to." :)



Last week we went to Sonic. After I placed our order, I realized that I didn't have my wallet. So back home we went to retrieve it. Over the past few days, whenever we drive up to Sonic (yes, we seem to go there daily for drinks!) Tucker asks, "Do you have yours wallet, Mama?!"